35+ Back to School Jokes for Kids, Teachers, and Parents
Need a laugh to kick off the school year? These funny back to school jokes are perfect for kids, teachers, and parents looking for a little classroom humor.
Whether you’re planning a bulletin board, writing a silly lunchbox note, or just trying to ease the first day nerves, these jokes bring on the smiles.
Use them for Instagram captions, classroom posters, or funny back to school pictures on Pinterest—they’re short, clean, and totally school-approved.
School Jokes for Kids
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had too many problems!
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my i’s on you.
Q: Why did the kid eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q: How do bees get to school?
A: On the school buzz!
Q: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory.
Q: Why don’t you do math in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4, you get ate!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: What’s your point?
Q: What kind of food do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals.
Q: What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
A: Looking sharp!
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Q: Why was the computer cold on the first day of school?
A: It left its Windows open.
Q: What did the student say to the test paper?
A: I’ve got you covered.
Q: What’s the king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!
Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
A: Because he was going to high school!
Q: What do you call a group of musical students?
A: A school band.
Q: Why was the broom late to school?
A: It overswept.
Q: What kind of school do surfers go to?
A: Boarding school!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight in school?
A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles!
First Day of School Jokes
Q: Why did the kid sit on the ladder?
A: Because he wanted to go to high school!
Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?
A: With experi-mints.
Q: What’s the smartest insect?
A: The spelling bee.
Q: Why do magicians do well in school?
A: They’re good at trick questions.
Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite school supply?
A: A sheet of paper.
Q: Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator?
A: It couldn’t handle their problems.
Q: What subject did the witch excel in?
A: Spelling.
Back to school season is way more fun with a few laughs along the way.
Whether you’re writing lunchbox notes, decorating a bulletin board, or just love a good teacher meme, these back to school jokes are sure to bring the giggles.
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