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20 Funny Halloween Quotes to Creep It Real This Fall
Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party, pinning aesthetic quotes, or just need a clever caption for your pumpkin spice selfie, these cheeky Halloween quotes bring all the sass and sarcasm you need.
I’ve gathered 20 short, funny, and over-the-top Halloween phrases that pair perfectly with fall vibes, witchy moods, and a whole lot of candy.
Scroll through for laughs, inspo, and a few haunted surprises.
(And yes—I threw in some fun Halloween games and treats you have to check out.)
I’m just here for the boos… and maybe the snacks.
This classic Halloween quote is short, cheeky, and 100% true.
It’s perfect for party invites, cute signs, or anyone who’s here for spooky season snacks and a good time.
Witch better have my candy.
This sassy Halloween quote is all attitude and no apologies.
Ideal for trick-or-treaters of any age who know exactly what they came for.
Creep it real or leave.
A bold, sarcastic line made for Halloween queens who don’t have time for basic energy.
Stick this on a party sign, tee, or share it with your favorite spooky squad.
You say ‘witch’ like it’s a bad thing.
This one’s a vibe.
Reclaim your inner witch and rock it with confidence all October long.
If the broom fits, ride it.
A classic Halloween pun that’s still got it.
It’s flirty, fun, and perfect for everything from cards to candy bag tags.
This is my resting witch face.
For the moody girlies who still show up festive.
This quote pairs perfectly with a smoky eye and a witch hat.
Too gourd to be true.
If you love fall wordplay, this one’s for you.
Perfect for Instagram captions, printable wall art, or pumpkin patch posts.
Boo, Felicia.
Short, sweet, and spooky.
This is the Halloween mic-drop you didn’t know you needed.
Pumpkin spice and everything sarcastic.
This funny fall quote blends your love of PSL with peak sass.
Ideal for mugs, tees, or anything cozy and cheeky.
100% that witch.
Confident, witchy, and totally in charge.
This quote is perfect for bold women who run the cauldron and the coven.
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Ghouls just wanna have fun.
A cute Halloween twist on a classic tune.
Great for girls’ night, wine night, or any spooky get-together.
I put a spell on you… because your vibes were off.
This one’s witchy and passive-aggressive in the best way.
Stick it on a sticker or a journal page and let the spell speak for itself.
Dead inside, but still festive.
Dark humor meets Halloween sparkle.
This quote nails the vibe of being exhausted but still showing up in costume.
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More tricks, less talking.
Short and savage.
A perfect line for introverts, sarcastic party hosts, and anyone avoiding small talk this Halloween.
Don’t hex me unless you’re hot.
This one’s hilarious and flirty—just the way we like it.
Great for couples costumes or party signs with attitude.
Just a ghoul standing in front of a salad, asking it to be candy.
Relatable and funny.
This quote is all of us trying to eat healthy in October.
Truth or Dare? Nah… play Truth or SCARE!
A spooky twist on a party classic.
Witch, please. I’m fabulous.
This one’s for the glam squad.
If you sparkle even in skeleton tights, this quote’s your anthem.
Haunting season is my cardio.
Whether you’re chasing toddlers or running from zombies, this quote gets it.
Great for Halloween moms or anyone who hustles during spooky season.
I’m not saying I’m a witch, but I do own a cauldron.
A perfectly subtle flex.
Ideal for your kitchen, your Instagram bio, or your next Halloween game night.
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My Halloween plans? Eating candy like it’s a personality trait.
Funny because it’s true.
This quote is the perfect closer for anyone living their best spooky life with a giant bag of chocolate.
Ready to make Halloween even more fun?
If you loved these sassy quotes, wait until you see the Halloween games we’ve created to go with them.
From haunted escape rooms to crowd-friendly icebreakers, this printable collection is full of easy-to-use fun.
Just download, print, and let the spooky season magic begin.
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