80+ Easter Jokes, Puns & Sayings to Share at Brunch, Church, and Egg Hunts

Are you looking for the perfect way to add fun and laughter to your Easter celebration? Whether you’re hosting a family brunch, putting together Easter baskets, or planning a church egg hunt, these Easter jokes, puns, and sayings are perfect for all ages and occasions.

We’ve gathered the best Easter jokes for adults, funny Easter wishes, spring jokes for kids, and even egg jokes that will have your whole group giggling. From family gatherings to classroom parties to cute caption ideas, this collection has a little something for everyone.

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Easter Jokes For Adults

These Easter jokes are perfect for brunches, church potlucks, or sharing a laugh over wine and deviled eggs.

Why don’t rabbits ever get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning.
I’m dyeing to know how you made those eggs!
I told my husband I was hiding eggs. He said, “From the kids or from me?”
Easter is the only time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket.
My Easter resolution? To be less eggstra.
Let’s get egg-cited… but make it low-key because I’m tired.
Chocolate bunnies: proof that you can bite the head off something and still love it.
I’ve hit that age where I’d rather find wine than eggs.
Brunch without mimosas? That’s not very hoppy of you.
Peeps and chill, anyone?

Spring Jokes For Kids

Perfect for the classroom, Easter Sunday school activities, or just making your own little bunnies laugh.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Why did the chick cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.
How do bunnies travel? By hare-plane!
Why was the baby chick sad? It had an egg-streme day.
What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden? Jelly beans!
Why don’t you tell jokes to Easter eggs? They might crack up!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? “Do you want to grab lunch?”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in—it’s Easter!
What happens when you tell a joke on Easter? You get a lot of egg-stra laughs!

Egg Jokes

Ideal for egg hunts, egg decorating parties, or any egg-straordinary celebration.

I’m egg-cited to be here!
What’s an egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
What do you call an egg who tells jokes? A yolk-ster.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.
What do you call a smart egg? Egg-sactly right!
Eggs love a good adventure—they’re always up for a scramble.
Have an egg-cellent day!
I’m egg-stremely happy it’s Easter.
Why did the egg fail its driving test? It kept cracking under pressure.
I’m having an egg-istential crisis!

Funny Easter Sayings

Great for decorating signs, brunch menus, Easter baskets, or festive t-shirts.

Some bunny loves you!
Shake your bunny tail!
Hoppin’ into Easter like…
Bunny kisses and Easter wishes.
Let’s live egg-stra today.
Good hare day.
You’re egg-stra special.
No bunny compares to you.
Easter is more than chocolate—it’s love, family, and fun.
Sunday’s best, brunch’s finest.

Easter Jokes For Kids

Short, sweet, and perfect for sharing with little ones or adding to Easter lunchbox notes!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!
What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny.
Why did the duck get a time-out? It quacked too many jokes.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hop. Hop who? Hop to it—it’s Easter!
What do bunnies say when they’re happy? Hoppy Easter!
What do you call a rabbit that tells good stories? A yarn bunny.
Why don’t bunnies play basketball? They’re afraid of getting stuffed.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14-carrot gold!

Need something delicious to go along with all the laughs?

These Easter Appetizer Recipes are perfect for Sunday brunches, classroom parties, and spring potlucks!

Funny Easter Wishes

Use these for cards, texts, or signs for your next spring event.

Wishing you a hoppy Easter full of love and chocolate.
May your Easter be egg-stra sweet and bunny-filled!
Hugs, kisses, and peeps wishes!
May all your eggs hatch good vibes.
Hope your Easter basket is as full as your heart.
Wishing you a brunch so good, you’ll need a nap.
Have a cracking good time!
May your day be filled with giggles and jelly beans.
Here’s to egg hunts, pastel dreams, and lots of snacks.
Hope your Easter is dyed in fun!

Cute Easter Quotes

Ideal for Instagram captions, greeting cards, or party decor.

“Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is.” – Jessica Harrelson
“Easter is the only time of year when it’s safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”
“Let your joy burst forth like flowers in the spring.”
“Some bunny loves you—and it’s me.”
“Bunnies, blossoms, and brunch.”
“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.” – S.D. Gordon
“Hoppy Easter to all and to all a good brunch.”
“There’s no such thing as too many jelly beans.”
“Keep calm and hop on.”
“Eat, pray, love… and don’t forget the deviled eggs.”

Easter Puns

Perfect for place cards, captions, or just some egg-stra humor.

I carrot wait for Easter!
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
You crack me up.
Let’s shell-ebrate!
What’s up, peep?
I’m dye-ing to eat chocolate.
That’s all, yolks!
Shell yeah, it’s Easter!
I’m having a hoppin’ good time.
This party is egg-stra fabulous!

Easter Trivia & Interesting Facts

Add a smart twist to your celebration with these fun Easter trivia bits! Great for classroom games, party icebreakers, or impressing guests during brunch.

The Easter Bunny legend originated in Germany in the 1600s.
The world’s largest Easter egg was over 25 feet tall and weighed more than 8,000 pounds.
Americans consume over 16 million jelly beans during Easter.
Peeps were once made by hand and took 27 hours per chick.
The most popular Easter candy in the U.S. is the Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg.
In some cultures, it’s considered good luck to wear new clothes on Easter.
The White House Easter Egg Roll has been a tradition since 1878.
Cadbury Cream Eggs were first introduced in 1923.
Decorating eggs dates back to at least the 13th century.
The color purple is often associated with Easter because it symbolizes royalty and penance.

Final Thoughts

Whether you’re making your Easter guests laugh out loud or just want to add a little cheer to the holiday, these Easter jokes, riddles, trivia, sayings, and puns are the perfect touch.

Need more ideas to keep the party going? Check out our printable Easter party games—they’re easy, adorable, and guaranteed to make your spring celebration unforgettable.

From hosting Easter brunch to classroom giggles, you’ve got everything you need to bring smiles to the table. Happy Easter, and may your day be egg-stra joyful!

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Alex

Hi, I’m Alex, and I’m obsessed with making creative and fun activities and games for parties and events! When I’m not making memories with my little boy, you can find me practicing yoga tricks, cooking delicious meals, or curled up with a good book!
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